Blink 20x you'll fail!

"There is no such thing as subjective amorality" - Ciabal, Ethics for Health Professionals

I was telling to my mom that I am having a hard time passing my examination in HCI and RLE. When she asked me wny, I gave her a dauntingly stupid answer, "I'm not reading my book!" Because it was stupid, she asked me again, "Why?"
"The texts on the back are two small," I replied of what I can say is a truly deceiving answer, Since, I am astigmatic, and there will be no other probable answer.
"I can barely read the," I added.
So my mom bought an expensice, hard-bound, colored scary book, which, I swear to God, is truly fascinating! Did I forget to mention that it's very heavy, I can barely lift it with one hand. So I don't bring it to school.
However, I felt intimidated to my own laxious action. So, I told her, "Mom, you should've not... I mean all the students who are complainig about a failed test -- you shouldn't believe them. Those are all jokes!' Then she smirked with annoyance.
Those are all subjective assumptions, I though. Students fail test because they blink more than 20x a minute during class hours and they are the students whose cellphone's sent items are filled with questions like, "Anong Assigment sa ..(subj)..? Anong mga dadalin sa ..(subj)..? Tungkol saan yung quiz sa ..(subj)..? Kailan ipapasa yung project sa ..(subj)..? Anong pangalan nung prof natin sa ..(subj)..?"
Indeed, my mom wouldn't agree on that nor ignore it.